Like seriously, he has a mental illness or something, cause he is not a normal cat.
All of my cats have nicknames that have to do with food. (I wonder why...) Tex has Tex-Mex or Snicker's. Sam has Sam-Yam or Samyamtha (Like Samantha but with yams) and Bill has....
I'll get back to you on that one.
Anyways, we dot on our cat's waaaay too much, so we always have pots of catnip and grass around the house. Today, Tex decided he wanted to eat the grass, which was wet from water. But every time he would go to grab it, it would slip away. He did this for over an hour before attacking us out of frustration.
It looked a little something like this:
Thats just a quickie sketch, of course....
But see how vicious he is? He attacked all of us right there and we had to give him catnip to calm him down.
This just proves that my cat is retarded....
My other cat, Sam, is just as retarded, only it shows much more than with Tex....
He'll just stare up at you all cross-eyed with his tongue sticking out. Sometimes, he'll find a nice wall, and just stare at it for an hour or so. Then he gets bored and goes to ANOTHER wall.
All in all, my cat's are stupid. The only relatively smart one is Bill and he's too old and fat to know what's going on.
Kinda sad, isn't it...
