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THIS IS ME ON A DAILY BASIS...

Shibbido. The (slightly) truthful story of how it came to be...

 Its-ah me, Maario! Jk, but I do have a new name and its, wait for it... SHIBBIDO!! (Pronounced Shi-bee-doe.) Now don't you all speak at one time.

I would like to tell the story of how the name "Shibbido" came to be.

Ahem.

'Twas a cold winters night, and all through the house, everyone was sleeping, even the... cats.

Save for a little ginger girl, just 14 years of age, who was seated on the couch, leveling up her mage. But in Skyrim, you see, there are things you must type, in case you're an alien, and get the world in a hype.

'What a strange word this one is,' the soulless girl thought, 'it could almost be the name of a humanoid robot.' For the word on the screen was not 'glarnjs' or 'sch9kum', but 'Shibbido' in fancy blue writing, my dear chum.

  The ginger girl thought and she thought, when finally she caught on. "What a great name for a blog!" She exclaimed with a yawn. Then she put down the controller and turned off the game, and just like that you're lives will never be the same....

Sadly, she promptly forgot about it till weeks later, but it still makes a good story :)

TADAAAH, COMPLETE WITH POEM THAT RHYMES! I should get an A+ for my wit-filled post.

Yeah...

EDIT** It's actually Shibbles now because *someone* said it sounds like something else and im not gonna say because it's bad. So yeah...

Happy NewYear people!! Thank god we didn't die. Currently, I am cleaning up from my elder sisters Amazing Escapade to the Great Beyond, via beer, tequila and chocolate. Apparently she wanted to have a Get-Drunk-Before-Going-Out-To-Get-Drunk party. It looks like the Boozeman threw up all over our house leaving empty bottles, half full red solo cups full of a brownish substance and an awful smell. So because you're all so great and ABSOLUTELY LOVE hearing (reading) about what shenanigans go on in my amazing life, here is a picture of almost all the leftover drinks I collected. I say mostly because some have been hidden beneath the tree, in the cat house and so on and so forth. Too much effort to go get them. And, for this historic moment in time,  I have some basic info on the story behind New Years and goats :) enjoy!

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Never mind. I thought I would add in a whole lot of interesting info gracias to Wikipedia (bless its little mechanical heart...thing) but unfortunately, my iPod has not learned how to copy/paste certain bits. BAD IPOD, BAD IPOD! So you'll just have to look it up yourself. Hurrah, homework! I can tell you however that  it's about calendars, symbols and some guy name Greg. True story. 

Anyways, hope you all have a great New Year (and by all I mean Grass and the few other who read this.) and don't get too drunk! If you do, take a video and put it on YouTube. BOOM! You just won Americas Funniest Home Videos. I'm a genius...

Oh right, the picture! Here you are, lovely commoners. Bow down now and maybe you'll get dinner tonight! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Okay, I'm done.