Fun in the..slushy mush-mush.

Today (yesterday) was  my friends birthday party, which if you dont know, involves lots of squealing, running around and xbox. we also had pizza, presents (obvs.) and some yummy potatoe things. I gave my onions to Grass. also for the past couple days, my ribs have been hurting badly everytime i laugh or breathe too deeply. i suspect a bruised rib or pulled muscle.


Right now im writing on Rochios computer (which is tricky) and i keep making mistakes (which is annoying). Tali and Rochio are playing some spongebob game, Grass is complaining and our other friend is asleep on the floor. The usual actually, for our sleepovers. Tomorrow we shall make loveely Pacman cupcakes and eat leftover pizza! my arm feels numb and im going to try to go to bed... if i can.

On another note, I'm hoping to get a Cintiq 15x. Thats a Graphics tablet, to all you non-fancyartisticwords people. THEN I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!! just kidding. i WILL be able to draw pictures and do fancy photoshopping on it. So uh... thats all!

I. AM. FREE!!

Spring Break is among us. it is a time for young ones like me to take the time to enjoy life, get exercise and appreciate the little things. Or we could always sit around on our asses, hoping that something cool will happen.

But probably not.

This spring break (which is quite a mouthful to say, so im shortening it to Spreak) i am on a 'Healthy Eating Plan'. AKA I am getting fat and can no longer eat muffins or KD. I'm also exercising lots such as running and workouts. Me and some friends (Grassy, and Currently Nameless) are planning on pumping iron and other stuff at BUH BUH BUUUUH... the gym! Hurrah!

No, seriously.

We also might visit my dear older sister (Pterodactyl) and shop in big towns!

But first, a list of things I wish to accomplish over "Spreak":

-Sucessfully peel an orange (NOT a mandarin) all by myself.
-Learn how to Dougie (ongoing project...)
-Buy a Pikachu hoodie.
-Lose weight so i can FIT into my Pikachu hoodie.
-Learn how to play Poker.
-Get a better poker face.
-Learn how to bend backwards into the bridge, without cracking my neck.
-Teach my cats how to talk VIA blinking Morse Code.
-Paint Pokemon eggs for Easter with Grassy. (She doesn't know yet...)

YES! It's a long list, but I can totally manage it!All I need is a bit of willpower, a bit of strength and a whole lot of chocolate. Why? I don't have a clue, but chocolate is good :D

My grandma is also over "babysitting" me while my mom's away for a weekend real estate conference thing. It can be a pain since grandma's aren't usually up with the lingo and all, but it's okay. I'm totally fine with it... totally.

That's basically all thats happened in the past few weeks, other than big math tests that I actually studied for this time, but still got to the class saying "Shiiit, I forgot everything I ever learned..."

This is how I feel in math:

Math is a tricky subject for me. But I guess now all I can do is wait for my results...

*Sigh...*

Math Puns

Alright so me and Grass are fortunate enough to have math together. Even If it's with Mrs. K who happens to be a (usually) grouchy British lady. We've just started chapter 7 which is about tiles and polywhatsits and stuff. This is also when I found out that I could have a great career in impromptu pun-making! It started like this:

Me: Hey Grass, if It's 2x4 and YxY the answer would be 8YY, right?

Grass: Nope, it'd be 8Y squared.

Me: oh.... Why?

~~Looks at each other~~

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hee hee hoooo.... Das, das so hilaaarious :'D

Our amazing pun-making was soon cut short by a harsh "TURN TO PAGE 206 BLAHBLAH MATH BLAHBLAH TEA AND CRUMPETS BLAHBLAH!!"

It was great while it lasted though...

A Forever Alone kinda day.

Valentines day, for some, is a slow, saddening day. If you have a date, great! But if you don't, you're probably sitting at home with a blanket, a bowl of some sort of food in your lap, watching reruns of Gilmore Girls. That's usually me on Valentines Day. Only, I'd be watching Criminal Minds or Alien. But anyways, Face it. Valentines day can be the most depressing day of the year for lonesome folk. Except maybe New Years. THAT can be lonesome. All through today, I had to deal with people snogging around every corner, love being expressed through teddy bears and giant hearts and hands being held excessively. It's like an overload of Lovey-Doveyness.

Sometimes, if you're old enough, there are parties to go to, drinks to be made and games to be played. You can spend Valentines Day in the company of friends or perhaps your cat. Whichever one you prefer. But since I am NOT old enough to party or get drunk, I had to go to the schools Nuit A Paris thing (roughly translating to Night In Paris.) and while that was one of the lamest things I've ever experienced, Rochio was there which made the time fly by.

Me and a couple friends (Grass, FBB(FistBumpBro), Rochio) decided on calling this gushy holiday Forever Alone Day for all the people without dates, love-buddies or face attachements. But whichever you call it (Valentines, Couples day, Singles day, Day of Love or Forever Alone day) I hope you have a moderately alright day! I plane on eating these delicious 2-bite cupcakes my mom got for me.... Mmmm, cupcakes.

Annoying things Facebookers do. (Specifically GIRLS.)

Alright so I'll admit, I spend waaay too much time on FB when i could be out saving the world from zombies with Tali, skiing up corduroy with Grass or sitting in a nice hot tub with Cheezy drinking pina-coladas. But no, instead i choose to sit and stare at a bright computer screen, frying my brain-meats with pointless drivel about people's lives and creeping on people's pictures. That's right, i'm a classic internet stalker. But even though im a facebooker, i dont post stupidly annoying stuff. Like some of the following...

1) BLAHBLAHBLAH posts: ughh fml i hate my life!!!!1!
So and So comments saying: "OMG what happened?!?
BLAHBLAHBLAH comments back saying: 'I dont want to talk about it."
Oh im sorry, did you mistake the computer for your Diary again? Last i checked, Facebook didnt care about privacy, hence how internet stalkers find their first victims...

2) Derpina posts saying: o my gawd i felz sooooo ugli i am soo stoopid.
To which she gets 100+ comments saying "You're not ugly, you're beautiful! Stop saying that!"
BOOM! INSTANT EGO-BOOST (In a stupid way though...)

3) People who continuously post the EXACT same stuff everyday and get tons of likes. They'd be all like "OMGEE I HATE MATH!". Next day: "ugh math is stoopid." DAY AFTER: "math is dumb, we dont even need it."
NOTE: This also goes in with the "People Who Post Things Every Five Minutes" one. It's also along with the whole TBH group. I do that too, but some people just go "TBH yur really pretty." "TBH yur smart." AND THEY ASK FOR A TBH LIKE EVERY WEEK! Im keeping track of my friends TBH Count, so far its at 4 in the past 3 months. Intervention Time :/

4) PeOpLe WhO sPeLl LiKe ThIs. it probably takes longer to do that than to just write it normally. Its either ALL CAPS or all lower case. MaKe Up YoUr MiNd, DuMbAsSeS!

5) I'm totally cool with people telling their boyfriend/girlfriend they 'love" them on FB, but people who post it as their status deserve to be used as a lab rat in the Jetpack industries. "xoxoxoxoxoxo love u babe, its our 2 and a half-quarter week anniversary!!!!!!!!1!!" Boyfriend: aww xoxox love u 2 baby! Girlfriend: kisses <3 miss u sooo much!! Boyfriend: same here honey xoxo <33 (<--- Ninja Ice Cream cone.)

6) Stupid fights. Actually, they're kinda fun to watch! Just sitting there, waiting for another hate filled message to pop up and laughing about how stupid people are is usually what I do. They're all like "I HATE YOU SO MUCH WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!" and I'm all like "Oh please, what are you gonna do? Caps Lock me to death? silly silly people...

Yeah. That's basically it. I mostly use Facebook to stalk profile pictures and laugh with Grassy.

I think i need to stop ranting so much. It's not good for my health...