Annoying things Facebookers do. (Specifically GIRLS.)

Alright so I'll admit, I spend waaay too much time on FB when i could be out saving the world from zombies with Tali, skiing up corduroy with Grass or sitting in a nice hot tub with Cheezy drinking pina-coladas. But no, instead i choose to sit and stare at a bright computer screen, frying my brain-meats with pointless drivel about people's lives and creeping on people's pictures. That's right, i'm a classic internet stalker. But even though im a facebooker, i dont post stupidly annoying stuff. Like some of the following...

1) BLAHBLAHBLAH posts: ughh fml i hate my life!!!!1!
So and So comments saying: "OMG what happened?!?
BLAHBLAHBLAH comments back saying: 'I dont want to talk about it."
Oh im sorry, did you mistake the computer for your Diary again? Last i checked, Facebook didnt care about privacy, hence how internet stalkers find their first victims...

2) Derpina posts saying: o my gawd i felz sooooo ugli i am soo stoopid.
To which she gets 100+ comments saying "You're not ugly, you're beautiful! Stop saying that!"
BOOM! INSTANT EGO-BOOST (In a stupid way though...)

3) People who continuously post the EXACT same stuff everyday and get tons of likes. They'd be all like "OMGEE I HATE MATH!". Next day: "ugh math is stoopid." DAY AFTER: "math is dumb, we dont even need it."
NOTE: This also goes in with the "People Who Post Things Every Five Minutes" one. It's also along with the whole TBH group. I do that too, but some people just go "TBH yur really pretty." "TBH yur smart." AND THEY ASK FOR A TBH LIKE EVERY WEEK! Im keeping track of my friends TBH Count, so far its at 4 in the past 3 months. Intervention Time :/

4) PeOpLe WhO sPeLl LiKe ThIs. it probably takes longer to do that than to just write it normally. Its either ALL CAPS or all lower case. MaKe Up YoUr MiNd, DuMbAsSeS!

5) I'm totally cool with people telling their boyfriend/girlfriend they 'love" them on FB, but people who post it as their status deserve to be used as a lab rat in the Jetpack industries. "xoxoxoxoxoxo love u babe, its our 2 and a half-quarter week anniversary!!!!!!!!1!!" Boyfriend: aww xoxox love u 2 baby! Girlfriend: kisses <3 miss u sooo much!! Boyfriend: same here honey xoxo <33 (<--- Ninja Ice Cream cone.)

6) Stupid fights. Actually, they're kinda fun to watch! Just sitting there, waiting for another hate filled message to pop up and laughing about how stupid people are is usually what I do. They're all like "I HATE YOU SO MUCH WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!" and I'm all like "Oh please, what are you gonna do? Caps Lock me to death? silly silly people...

Yeah. That's basically it. I mostly use Facebook to stalk profile pictures and laugh with Grassy.

I think i need to stop ranting so much. It's not good for my health...