A NEW RANT APPROACHES!

Alright so it's not really a rant. But it's very lengthy about something that people i know would be all like "Whuuut are you talking about?" Yeah, its one of those "rants."

I personally am a much bigger fan of Halo than COD or shit like that. My dad first taught me the fundamentals of saving the universe from the Covenant when i was 6 years old. Lucky me. At first i only played it on the computer since back then we were poor and couldnt afford a fancy new Xbox. So away i went, blowing stuff up on Halo like there was no tomorrow. But as i turned 8 or 9, (cant remember, doesnt matter) I decided that i should probably be more lady-like, so i stopped. BUT ENTER LAST YEAR, when i got an Xbox from my sisters boyfriend, an Xbox 360 from my dad and Halo 2, 3 and Reach. My Halo-days were far from over.

Long and slightly boring story short, best days of my life. But here im going to explain to you lucky folks (i can see Grass shaking her head at this) about one terrifying alien/thing that used to give me nightmares and now instead only makes me go "OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT IT'S GONNA SEE ME!!! RUUUUUN!" Thats right! Its the Hunter(s)!!

Yeah. Thats it. Basically its a bunch of orange wormy-things that get together and are like "Hey! I have a great plan! Lets morph into a freaking armor-covered alien with a plasma gun attached to its arm and a shield and scare players shitless!" Oh, did I mention that they always come in pairs? Yeah, their "blood-brother" or something. And if you manage to kill his twin, the first one flips out and chases you. Doesnt even fire, he just runs, shrieking in this high-pitched blow-your-eardrums kind of voice and stomps after you. Its terrifying...

The only time when you can kill them easily is when their back is turned. 'Cause even if they're covered in spikes and armor and worms, they have one weak spot. Their back...

Snipe that thing out a couple times and you'll be good. Grenades are pointless along with puny little guns. I heard of this guy who once rammed a Hunter with a jeep and killed it, but thats almost impossible. Damn, that guy's a legend...

Anywho, I personally like Hunters cause they're deployed as a kind of high-tech machinery when everything else fails. Always in pairs. Sometimes, theres like FOUR you have to deal with! BY. YOUR. SELF! That shit be crazy! And since im a nerd and usually very bored on the computer, i took the liberty of looking EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING up about Halo. So here's a little tidbit of information: Before a fight, Hunters recite war poetry to their brother/partner/mate? Do they even have genders? Oh well, back to poetry. Here's some that i can imagine the Hunters reciting to each other. *Ahem*

"Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Oh look, I've found you!
BANG BANG!
You're dead..."

Hurray for impromptu poetry! So, i think thats it for now. OWAIT, ONE MORE THING!!

 
Suicide Grunts. I hate 'em. You'll just be walking around, being all like "laa dee daah!" when BAM! A dozen of these guys rush out waving set grenades above their heads coming right at you. And if they get to you, you die... Simple as that.

And since you probably don't even care about Halo, here's a funny Joey picture to make you laugh/giggle/snort/snicker/OMGROFLCHEEZBURGER, ect.

I decided to upload two cause they're funny and Joey's amazing. Juss' saying -_-