Math Puns

Alright so me and Grass are fortunate enough to have math together. Even If it's with Mrs. K who happens to be a (usually) grouchy British lady. We've just started chapter 7 which is about tiles and polywhatsits and stuff. This is also when I found out that I could have a great career in impromptu pun-making! It started like this:

Me: Hey Grass, if It's 2x4 and YxY the answer would be 8YY, right?

Grass: Nope, it'd be 8Y squared.

Me: oh.... Why?

~~Looks at each other~~

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hee hee hoooo.... Das, das so hilaaarious :'D

Our amazing pun-making was soon cut short by a harsh "TURN TO PAGE 206 BLAHBLAH MATH BLAHBLAH TEA AND CRUMPETS BLAHBLAH!!"

It was great while it lasted though...

A Forever Alone kinda day.

Valentines day, for some, is a slow, saddening day. If you have a date, great! But if you don't, you're probably sitting at home with a blanket, a bowl of some sort of food in your lap, watching reruns of Gilmore Girls. That's usually me on Valentines Day. Only, I'd be watching Criminal Minds or Alien. But anyways, Face it. Valentines day can be the most depressing day of the year for lonesome folk. Except maybe New Years. THAT can be lonesome. All through today, I had to deal with people snogging around every corner, love being expressed through teddy bears and giant hearts and hands being held excessively. It's like an overload of Lovey-Doveyness.

Sometimes, if you're old enough, there are parties to go to, drinks to be made and games to be played. You can spend Valentines Day in the company of friends or perhaps your cat. Whichever one you prefer. But since I am NOT old enough to party or get drunk, I had to go to the schools Nuit A Paris thing (roughly translating to Night In Paris.) and while that was one of the lamest things I've ever experienced, Rochio was there which made the time fly by.

Me and a couple friends (Grass, FBB(FistBumpBro), Rochio) decided on calling this gushy holiday Forever Alone Day for all the people without dates, love-buddies or face attachements. But whichever you call it (Valentines, Couples day, Singles day, Day of Love or Forever Alone day) I hope you have a moderately alright day! I plane on eating these delicious 2-bite cupcakes my mom got for me.... Mmmm, cupcakes.

Annoying things Facebookers do. (Specifically GIRLS.)

Alright so I'll admit, I spend waaay too much time on FB when i could be out saving the world from zombies with Tali, skiing up corduroy with Grass or sitting in a nice hot tub with Cheezy drinking pina-coladas. But no, instead i choose to sit and stare at a bright computer screen, frying my brain-meats with pointless drivel about people's lives and creeping on people's pictures. That's right, i'm a classic internet stalker. But even though im a facebooker, i dont post stupidly annoying stuff. Like some of the following...

1) BLAHBLAHBLAH posts: ughh fml i hate my life!!!!1!
So and So comments saying: "OMG what happened?!?
BLAHBLAHBLAH comments back saying: 'I dont want to talk about it."
Oh im sorry, did you mistake the computer for your Diary again? Last i checked, Facebook didnt care about privacy, hence how internet stalkers find their first victims...

2) Derpina posts saying: o my gawd i felz sooooo ugli i am soo stoopid.
To which she gets 100+ comments saying "You're not ugly, you're beautiful! Stop saying that!"
BOOM! INSTANT EGO-BOOST (In a stupid way though...)

3) People who continuously post the EXACT same stuff everyday and get tons of likes. They'd be all like "OMGEE I HATE MATH!". Next day: "ugh math is stoopid." DAY AFTER: "math is dumb, we dont even need it."
NOTE: This also goes in with the "People Who Post Things Every Five Minutes" one. It's also along with the whole TBH group. I do that too, but some people just go "TBH yur really pretty." "TBH yur smart." AND THEY ASK FOR A TBH LIKE EVERY WEEK! Im keeping track of my friends TBH Count, so far its at 4 in the past 3 months. Intervention Time :/

4) PeOpLe WhO sPeLl LiKe ThIs. it probably takes longer to do that than to just write it normally. Its either ALL CAPS or all lower case. MaKe Up YoUr MiNd, DuMbAsSeS!

5) I'm totally cool with people telling their boyfriend/girlfriend they 'love" them on FB, but people who post it as their status deserve to be used as a lab rat in the Jetpack industries. "xoxoxoxoxoxo love u babe, its our 2 and a half-quarter week anniversary!!!!!!!!1!!" Boyfriend: aww xoxox love u 2 baby! Girlfriend: kisses <3 miss u sooo much!! Boyfriend: same here honey xoxo <33 (<--- Ninja Ice Cream cone.)

6) Stupid fights. Actually, they're kinda fun to watch! Just sitting there, waiting for another hate filled message to pop up and laughing about how stupid people are is usually what I do. They're all like "I HATE YOU SO MUCH WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!" and I'm all like "Oh please, what are you gonna do? Caps Lock me to death? silly silly people...

Yeah. That's basically it. I mostly use Facebook to stalk profile pictures and laugh with Grassy.

I think i need to stop ranting so much. It's not good for my health...

A NEW RANT APPROACHES!

Alright so it's not really a rant. But it's very lengthy about something that people i know would be all like "Whuuut are you talking about?" Yeah, its one of those "rants."

I personally am a much bigger fan of Halo than COD or shit like that. My dad first taught me the fundamentals of saving the universe from the Covenant when i was 6 years old. Lucky me. At first i only played it on the computer since back then we were poor and couldnt afford a fancy new Xbox. So away i went, blowing stuff up on Halo like there was no tomorrow. But as i turned 8 or 9, (cant remember, doesnt matter) I decided that i should probably be more lady-like, so i stopped. BUT ENTER LAST YEAR, when i got an Xbox from my sisters boyfriend, an Xbox 360 from my dad and Halo 2, 3 and Reach. My Halo-days were far from over.

Long and slightly boring story short, best days of my life. But here im going to explain to you lucky folks (i can see Grass shaking her head at this) about one terrifying alien/thing that used to give me nightmares and now instead only makes me go "OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT IT'S GONNA SEE ME!!! RUUUUUN!" Thats right! Its the Hunter(s)!!

Yeah. Thats it. Basically its a bunch of orange wormy-things that get together and are like "Hey! I have a great plan! Lets morph into a freaking armor-covered alien with a plasma gun attached to its arm and a shield and scare players shitless!" Oh, did I mention that they always come in pairs? Yeah, their "blood-brother" or something. And if you manage to kill his twin, the first one flips out and chases you. Doesnt even fire, he just runs, shrieking in this high-pitched blow-your-eardrums kind of voice and stomps after you. Its terrifying...

The only time when you can kill them easily is when their back is turned. 'Cause even if they're covered in spikes and armor and worms, they have one weak spot. Their back...

Snipe that thing out a couple times and you'll be good. Grenades are pointless along with puny little guns. I heard of this guy who once rammed a Hunter with a jeep and killed it, but thats almost impossible. Damn, that guy's a legend...

Anywho, I personally like Hunters cause they're deployed as a kind of high-tech machinery when everything else fails. Always in pairs. Sometimes, theres like FOUR you have to deal with! BY. YOUR. SELF! That shit be crazy! And since im a nerd and usually very bored on the computer, i took the liberty of looking EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING up about Halo. So here's a little tidbit of information: Before a fight, Hunters recite war poetry to their brother/partner/mate? Do they even have genders? Oh well, back to poetry. Here's some that i can imagine the Hunters reciting to each other. *Ahem*

"Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Oh look, I've found you!
BANG BANG!
You're dead..."

Hurray for impromptu poetry! So, i think thats it for now. OWAIT, ONE MORE THING!!

 
Suicide Grunts. I hate 'em. You'll just be walking around, being all like "laa dee daah!" when BAM! A dozen of these guys rush out waving set grenades above their heads coming right at you. And if they get to you, you die... Simple as that.

And since you probably don't even care about Halo, here's a funny Joey picture to make you laugh/giggle/snort/snicker/OMGROFLCHEEZBURGER, ect.

I decided to upload two cause they're funny and Joey's amazing. Juss' saying -_-